Birth. Bullies. Battlestar Galactica.

Ok, so I love “The Office”… And this post has nothing to do with Battlestar Galactica. #itsfunnyifyouknowit #laughanyway *** Now that Mother’s Day has passed and we’ve successfully made it through another holiday filled with pointless controversy, I think it’s time to go ahead and bring up something a bit less…well…controversial. #justkidding #itslikeTenTimesMoreSo Ready?? I…

Mother Lovin’.

I am a Mother. This isn’t a secret. It’s nothing you don’t already know. *** I have kids – three healthy, happy, wildly sweet children and one little Baby due this summer. I have Angel Babies – one little boy named Dax and three little Loves I never got to name. I have Furbabies –…

Not Awesome.

First off, I need to get something off of my chest. When I sit down to write, I usually select a playlist to match my mood. I turn it on and I wait. I try to get comfortable and I rid myself of irritations as the playlist offers up the goods. I very rarely find…

Calm. Steady. Sure.

I sat in a waiting room today. I sat there with my oldest as he tried to chew up a blue gumball. He hasn’t ever had one before and actually asked me how to eat it. Of course, the thing was so big that it was hard for him to chew it. I encouraged him…

Storyteller – The Real Thing.

STORY TIME : A Drunken Proposal. Allison.     Once upon a time, there lived a young girl – 19 years old and freshly dropped out of college. She was working as a cashier at a sporting goods store and had recently dumped the latest of her whirlwind relationships with self-centered, controlling boyfriends. She was…

Storyteller.

    As I was sitting in my chair, window open beside me and the last little bit of coffee cooling in my mug, I began writing out a post. Then I deleted the entire thing. I started again…and again…and again. Each time I started, I knew where I wanted to go and what I…

NOPE. (Part One)

I’m running a little behind this morning. We took our kids to the local High School for an egg hunt. So far, the best one we’ve participated in, I think. The kids had fun, got a little bit of candy and Jack won a prize! (( a tiny fluffy white rabbit I’m pretty sure I’ve…

Tossing The Scale.

I don’t own a scale. I had one once, about 5 years ago. I used it so often during that time, as I had nothing better to do. I was home with my 18 month old son in a city I knew nothing about in a home we had bought only a few months before….

Grace.

Before I became a parent, I said a lot of stupid things. I was ignorant, simply because I had zero experience with children – babies, especially. My son was the first newborn baby I had ever held IN MY LIFE. #perfectparentmaterial *** Here, play along with me… Imagine you’re holding a tiny, brand new infant….

Momming.

I have three kids. I am currently pregnant with my fourth. ** Insert your arsenal of hilarious pregnancy jokes HERE. Like how my Husband and I obviously have no idea how birth control works. OH, and about how we need to add a few more so we can man a full court…HILARIOUS…really… ** Also, before…